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My penis isn’t fused to anything.
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Pussy alerts just aren’t as fun as they used to be.
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What do you mean, she slipped on something and fell on your penis?
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Again? What is he, homeless?!
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This is for you, Dan Goose.
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Maybe it’s not called a ‘One Night Stand’ anymore because no one we know actually has ‘One Night Stands’.
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No, you’re thinking of someone with two knives.
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